Name:
Clinton Bradley Zehner was inflicted...I mean given to me at birth,
but I am either "Clint Zehner" or "Clint" (like
"Sting" without the musical talent). Mr. Zehner is my Dad
Nickname:
I don't seem to be a real nickname kind of guy with a name like
"Clint." I had a girlfriend who called me "Angel"
and when I was little my Dad called me "Tiger." Oh, and
there's the running joke about "the Adventures of 'Nice Young
Man'."
Hometown:
What's a hometown?
Residence:
Austin, TX
Birthday:
September 1969
Height:
6'0" (That's an honest 6'0"...which
makes me 2" taller than most guys who are 6'0".)
Weight:
215 lbs.
Eyes:
Blue
Hair:
Brown Shaved
Education:
Bachelor's in Economics (never used) with emphases in Physics and Performing Arts
Religion:
Devout Agnostic
Favorite Author:
There's so many to choose from...
Occupation:
Web Designer
Hobbies:
Reading, Music, Dance, Dippy Web-Design
Siblings:
1 half-brother, 2 half-sisters
Favorite Quote:
"It's the Adventures of Nice Young Man and his trusty sidekick Clean Cut Boy!"
Croutons or bacon bits:
Well the bacon bits can be used in place of cat litter, but you can light
the croutons on fire and use them to barbeque a burger, so I'd have to say
"croutons."
Favorite salad dressing:
What's with the salad-esque questions. I don't do salad. If I wasn't allergic
to blue cheese (yummy stuff) and people would quit using the nutritionally useless
substance known as "iceberg lettuce" I might have some vague
interest in salad.
Shampoo or Conditioner?:
Is this really an "or" kinda of question? If you use conditioner, you probably use shampoo.
Since I started shaving my head I actually use more conditioner since it helps with
the prickly-factor.
Have You Ever Gone Skinny Dipping:
Hasn't everyone?
Do You Make Fun Of People:
Only if they really deserve it. Or I'm feeling peckish. Or it's a day of
the week ending in "y." But I'm usually the first on the list of
people I make fun of so it's okay.
Favorite Colors:
Black (Oh shut up, I do web design for a living, I know "It's a hue,
not a color" or "Black is the abscence of color."), forest green,
dark purple. But I smile when I wear black.
Have You Ever Been Convicted Of A Crime:
Nope. "Nice Young Man" convicted? I don't think so.
One Pillow Or Two:
Two. Or more.
Pets:
Three cats: Havoc, Mayhem, and Chaos. Okay, they're actually "Scribble & Tweak" (littermates, named after Adobe Illustrator filters) and "Blue" (looks like a pure-bred Russian Blue, rescued from the back patio, used to
play with the raccoons.)
Favorite Types Of Music:
Blues, rock, acapella, swing, jazz...for starters.
Dream Car:
I've given up on the idea. All I want now is something with good gas milage,
A/C, cruise control, an iPod input, and headroom. I'm only 6' tall, but cars seem
to be made for SHORT people.
Drive Now:
A Toyota Avalon hand-me-down from my mom. It's great, but it is seriously a
"mature woman's car" — and needs another 1½" of headroom.
My last car was a generic 1997 green VW Jetta GLS. I really wanted the Jetta Shepard
or better yet Jetta Basinji.
What Was Your First Car:
1981 Olsmobile Delta '88 Cutlass Royale. With a wimpy V-6.
Favorite Toothpaste:
Whatever has convenient packaging and is cheapest on an ounce-to-ounce basis.
Favorite Food:
Medium rare filet mignon...
Do You Get Along With Your Parents:
Sure.
Favorite Ice Cream:
Bryer's chocolate or natural mint chocolate chip. Though I think Dryer's "Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie" may be made with crack.
Favorite Soft Drink:
Dr Pepper.
Favorite Type Of Family Game To Play:
Huh? What's a family game?
What Is Your Bad Time Of Day:
When I wake up. Also around 2 when I get "the sleepies." When I go to bed and I'm finally wide awake.
Favorite Time Of Year:
January...when people finally shut up about Christmas.
ADIDAS, NIKE, Or REEBOK:
Do they make dance shoes? Why not?
Favorite Cologne/Perfume:
Depends on the wearer...and what else she's wearing.
Favorite Subject:
Literature. Music. Sex. Politics. Religion. People.
Least Favorite Subject:
Team sports
Favorite Movie You Have Seen Lately:
The Last Supper. This is what happens when liberals go bad.
Favorite Book:
You want me to pick *one*? Funny. A Company of Stars by Christopher Stasheff is one of MANY.
Favorite Alcoholic Drink:
I have a serious sweet tooth, so I have a thing for fru-fru girly drinks. There's one called a "girl scout cookie:" kahluha, peppermint schnapps, and cream...tastes just like a "thin mint" cookie. Also almost anything with good tequila.
Favorite Sport To Watch:
What's the point of *watching*?
Living Arrangement?
I'm housemates with one of my best friends — and we've stayed friends after almost two years of living together.
What Book Are You Reading Now?
Which one?
What's On Your Mouse Pad?
Ground in dust.
What's Your Favorite Board Game?
Hit the idiot with the 2" x 4".
Favorite Magazine?
Scientific American, Discover, and Maxim.
Favorite Smells
Vanilla. Certain perfumes on certain women.
Least Favorite Smells?
Ex-housemate's apartment after I left and quit cleaning.
What Do You Think Of Ouija Boards?
Find a better outlet for your twisted little sub-conscious.
And while you're at it, tell me about your mother. (Cue Thomas Dolby).
Favorite Sound Track:
I don't know where to start. I'm currently listening to Dr. Horrible's
"Commentary: The Musical." I've also listened to "Chess"
on a regular basis for the last 25 years.
Roller Coasters-Scary Or Exciting?
Yes. I love 'em.
Do You Get Motion Sickness?
Nope.
Pen Or Pencil?
Pen. Black.
If A Girl Asked For The Shirt Off Your Back, Would You Give It?
Probably...depends on the situation and the girl.
Are You A Lefty, Righty Or Ambidextrous?.
Righty, but I use the mouse left-handed with the buttons switched to
watch other people start twitching (and reduce wrist pain).
Favorite Sound?
A new favorite song
Worst Feeling In The World?
Biting into a wooden popsicle stick. I'm a straight guy, don't expect me to verbalize my feelings. =)
What Is The First Thing You Think Of When You Wake Up In The Morning?
"Mornings BAD!!!"
How Many Rings Before You Answer The Phone?
All of them. I seldom answer — I'm usually too busy.
Future Child's Name?
Assuming I had children, it would be up to my wife, but I get veto rights. Ethel and Tito are right out.
What Is Most Important In Life?
Friends and love. (I'm not going to argue that one).
Favorite Foods
Italian
Chocolate Or Vanilla?
Chocolate
Do You Like To Drive Fast?
Yes, but I don't like speeding tickets. Or as I call them "Texas Sate Highway Usage Fees."
Do You Sleep With A Stuffed Animal?
No.
Storms - Cool Or Scary?
Cool...but I start giggling.
If You Could Meet One Person Dead Or Alive?
Probably Jesus...so I could ask him, "If you had it to do over again
and knew what idiots so many of your followers would be..." Don't take this
wrong, the majority of Christians are good, decent people, it's just that when
they go bad, they go really, really bad. Or as someone once said, "It's not
those Christians who've seen the light that bother me, but those who've been
blinded by it."
What Is Your Zodiac Sign?
I'm a Virgo. We don't believe in astrology. (Or Rooster if you're Chinese.)
Do You Eat The Stems Of Broccoli?
Yes.
IF You Could Have Any Job You Wanted What Would It Be?
Billionaire playboy/philanthropist.
If You Could Dye Your Hair Any Color?
What hair?
Ever Been In Love?
Yes. It did NOT end well, but hope springs eternal... But enough about her sex life.
Is The Glass Half Empty Or Half Full?
It's twice as big as it needs to be...and why don't you get me a refill while you're up?
Favorite Movies?
Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Last Supper, Real Genius, Home for the Holidays, Shawshank Redemption...
DO You Type With Your Fingers On The Right Keys?
How do you define the egijt jwta?
What's Under Your Bed?
N2: 78%, O2: 21%, Trace Elements < 1%
What Is Your Favorite Number
19
Favorite Sport To Watch
No such creature.